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themarchrabbit:

onsheka:

thepioden:

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tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night. 

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road. 

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it. 

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

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mightie-13:

lunayue:

mightie-13:

My team of fairies is ready! Just need to choose the items and wait to the fairy competition begin ;)

there’s gonna be a fairy competition?

Yes, it will start at September 26, but registration opened yesterday

I didn’t know. Might try to enter if I manage to get a team.

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mightie-13:

My team of fairies is ready! Just need to choose the items and wait to the fairy competition begin ;)

there’s gonna be a fairy competition?

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melliferan:

blacklaceandcombatboots:

finnglas:

hallaheart:

autisticpaz:

halloweengender:

galaxytit:

timidkoala:

This Fursona Generator is both amazing and genuinely terrifying.
It comes up with stuff like “black hamster. it is made of glass. it never blinks.” BUT THEN ALSO  “fairy crab. it is a witch. it is always coated in glitter.”

candy pudu. it is a biologist specializing in marine invertebrates. it seems to be glitching.

Sounds about right. 

"pastel goth bunny. it has a tattoo that says ‘yolo’. it has numerous piercings"

oh my god

ghostly deer. it never blinks. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends.

this is exactly me

cyan jellyfish. it has ram horns. its eyes flash multiple colors rapidly.

giant seal. it has tentacles. it loves to wear nail polish but applies it messily.

OMG IT’S ME

zombie fox. it wears short shorts that say CLAM. its purse costs more than most people’s cars.

glossy black hammerhead shark. it glows softly and gently- evidence of a heavenly being. it loves gore.

radioactive cheetah. it is a witch. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp.

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mightie-13:

"Pokémon!? That’s for boys!"

Show my character wearing a pink dress and my team of fairies

"Soo cute!!! I wanna hug them all!!"

—’ Whats wrong with this generation of teenagers and kids?.. thinking that a game is for boys without knowing anything about it, when discovers some cute pink pokemon wants to play it..

But I’m proud because I made a 14 years old girl start playing pokemon for the first time ;)

—’ At least she saw the light.

I’m already corrupting my 3 year old cousin.

Taught her how to feed pokemon a couple of days ago.

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tankasaurus:

slytherinquidditchcaptain:

astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

HOLY CRAP, IT’S LIKE MY ENTIRE ADOLESCENCE EXPLAINED.

Good lord. Like, I love porn and romance and sexual shit but I can’t bare to imagine any of that shit happening to me. I’m just like EW. Even when people are being overly friendly I’m just like STOP.

tankasaurus:

slytherinquidditchcaptain:

astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

HOLY CRAP, IT’S LIKE MY ENTIRE ADOLESCENCE EXPLAINED.

Good lord. Like, I love porn and romance and sexual shit but I can’t bare to imagine any of that shit happening to me. I’m just like EW. Even when people are being overly friendly I’m just like STOP.

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junes-discotheque:

dazzledfirestar:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As a bi person I absolutely support this technique.

As a biromantic asexual person, I would like forty dollars.

(via lgbtlaughs)